Thursday, February 6, 2020
The whole family... Facebook doesn't disclose revenue for its individual "children," bundling their financial info instead into their so-called "family of apps."
- Facebook: The old parent, always cracking dad-jokes and sharing pictures of ferns and grandchildren.
- Instagram: The too-cool-for-school teen child. Super fashionable, always taking Valencia-filtered selfies, and perennially drinking craft coffees while chilling on a white-sand beach.
- WhatsApp: The cool, foreign cousin that's always studying abroad somewhere and reading Kant.
- Messenger: The distant aunt that you always forget exists but go to when you need some random specific thing.
(credit: Robinhood - https://snacks.robinhood.com/)