Facebook's "Family"

The whole family... Facebook doesn't disclose revenue for its individual "children," bundling their financial info instead into their so-called "family of apps."

• Facebook: The old parent, always cracking dad-jokes and sharing pictures of ferns and grandchildren.
• Instagram: The too-cool-for-school teen child. Super fashionable, always taking Valencia-filtered selfies, and perennially drinking craft coffees while chilling on a white-sand beach.
• WhatsApp: The cool, foreign cousin that's always studying abroad somewhere and reading Kant.
• Messenger: The distant aunt that you always forget exists but go to when you need some random specific thing.

(credit: Robinhood - https://snacks.robinhood.com/)